Bushisms Of The Day

I got this from a friend today and thought it was worth sharing:

This is a haiku poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W.Bush, arranged for "aesthetic" purposes by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Ah, yes! A testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left Behind! I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty And potential mental losses. Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet Become more few? How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being And the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, Where our wings take dream. Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher! (Pass this on. Help cure Mad Cowboy Disease)